Headline Fail » cigarettes http://headlinefail.com the following headlines are real Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:32:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 For Tom, Dick and Harry It’s Chesterfield http://headlinefail.com/2009/11/09/for-tom-dick-and-harry-its-chesterfield/ http://headlinefail.com/2009/11/09/for-tom-dick-and-harry-its-chesterfield/#comments Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:20:56 +0000 eckert http://headlinefail.com/?p=147 chesterfield01

For Tom, Dick and Harry It’s Chesterfield

…it’s his cigarette and mine
This year they’re saying Merry Christmas with Chesterfields.

For your friends in the Service
And for the Folks at home
What better Christmas present
Than these beautiful gift cartons
Of 10 packs, 3 packs, or 4 tins of 50.

Nothing else you can buy
Will give more pleasure for the money

Buy Chesterfields
For your family and friends
Beautifully packed for Christmas

Milder Better-Tasting
… that’s why They Satisfy

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